Funnies...

Something to make you all laugh, especially since these Braxton-Hicks contractions and all this cramping isn't super funny. :)

Five things your husband should never say at this point in pregnancy:

• "Mooooo!"
• "Ouch —a paper cut. I wonder if this is what labor feels like."
• "Is that a watermelon under your shirt or are you just glad to see me?"
• "My father called again to ask about your cervix."
• "Is that your underwear or did a parachute land on your butt?"

(This was in my weekly prego email update from babycenter.com - Funny stuff!) :)